Conversation with Brandon

Brandon (age 11) overhears me talking to the pool service company. Then he asks, "Mom, why don't we just drain the pool ourselves? Don't we have one of those things you put in the bottom of the pool that drains it?"

"No, we don't have one."

"Uh huh, we do."

"No, we don't. We always have the pool company do it."

"Well, couldn't we do it ourselves?"

"Sure Brandon, go get a straw and start draining 30,000 gallons."

He starts laughing.

I'm so glad that he understands sarcasm.